{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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Chad Keith Green is an American professional baseball pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays of Major League Baseball (MLB). He made his MLB debut with the New York Yankees in 2016.
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\"Flash\", also recorded in an English-language version titled \"One Love to Give\", is a 1986 song recorded by Princess Stéphanie of Monaco, known mononymously in her music releases as Stéphanie. It was the second single of her debut album, Besoin, and was released at the end of 1986. It was a top five hit in several European countries, including France, Finland and Sweden.
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