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Carolina Ovalle Arango, known to fans as \"Carolina La O\", is a Colombian salsa and tropical music singer. Carolina la O made her live debut at the age of six, singing a traditional song called \"Campesina Santandereana\" at her elementary school. She later graduated from a local university with a degree in management.
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